Dirty Aftin

A sexual act, whereby, a woman allows a large group of men satisfy themselves in all three

of her orifices while the woman’s boyfriend watches and climaxes without his genitalia being touched. This is commonly done in a hotel room while nosy neighbors listen, suspended in jealousy.

I was mad at the number of strangers at my house when I arrived, until I walked in and realized my girlfriend was a Dirty Aftin. I love her so much!

by Mr Lazzlo September 13, 2021

Dirty Afton

A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.

Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.

by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020

dirty aftyn

When you eat your takeout in bed on top of your cut toenails from the week’s daily trimmings.

Man I can’t wait to get home and pull a dirty Aftyn. Boston Pizza is dropping off my Mac and cheese and bread sticks at 8.

by Rawchickin April 12, 2020

Dirty Artin

A Dirty Artin ( is when your dad cums all over you face at child birth and then your mother lick's it off while rubbing her pussy. It can also be used to call someone extremely Gay or that they get literally no bitches(absolutely none)

Yo Levi I heard that Gabriel gave Ava a Dirty Artin at childbirth.

Really Jackson I didn't know that?

by Creepy Taco 67 October 17, 2022

Dirty Artin

is where a fat male sits on another guys face and performs exercises as sweat drips into the mouth of the person. This is then finished by the fat gentlemen relieving himself with either shitting in the persons mouth or pissing in their mouth.

Yooooo man... did you hear? I had a mad dirty artin last night

by TheMarshmallow April 28, 2020

Dirty Afton

A sexual act performed on horseback where the woman and her willing partner are on a mustang speeding through a field. Before climax, the woman puts her pussy in over the horses eyes while the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. With the horse blind and running wildly, the partners climax together before crashing into an unsuspecting object/person.

Dang, last night I took Ashley on a date and we performed the dirty afton. That’s how I broke my arm!

by Cooter Scooter April 15, 2020