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DIRTTLE, PRONOUNCED DERR-TEL, noun...1, a dirty turtle 2, a creepy, dirty man that you don't want coming up to talk to you at a bar...3 "dirtiness is directly proportional to freindliness in this sistuations,(the interplay between a dirrtle and a victim)."
i think that dirttle likes you

ewww

he keeps trying to make eye contact with you from that side of the bar

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dirttle by fb_smooth March 27, 2008
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When a person is too drunk off of Dirty Kettle One Vodka and slurs the words together.
Excuse me bartender, I'd like another Dirttle.
Dirttle by Aspen SoHo's October 12, 2011
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dirtless 

When an object is clean and free of dust.

" Hey! Look at that book! It's dirtless!"
The dirtless book stood alone in an empty room.
dirtless by Doobeeko;) March 1, 2017
A dirtleg is the lowest form of a dope whore that one can become. Usually a female that will sell any and every hole or crevice on her body for drugs. Oftentimes, she is dirty, trashy, overweight and lives in a hotel with the dope man. Once he’s had enough of her shit and cuts her off, she moves on to the next dope man.
She just gave him a blow-job in the bathroom for a 1/4g. She’s such a dirtleg!
Dirtleg by OsamadidmyMamma January 13, 2019
Term used to refer to young children, often dirty/unfortunate/misbehaved/scummy.
Keep an eye out for that little dirtlet playing football next to my ride.
Dirtlet by knicks4410 October 20, 2008
One that is considered to be of the lowest standards when compared to the bottom 1% of the U.S. This may include overwhelming body odor, underwhelming vocabulary, and terrifying looks/styles.
For example: Dirtleg - trailer trash and the 'people of Wal-Mart' have nothing on these individuals.
Dirtleg by BigGayAl19 August 2, 2012

dirtless-sanchez 

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.
Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"