Dirts McGurts 

Derived from the word "dirty," this phrase is used to indicate and/or further point out the awesomeness of an event that has occurred or may occur in the future.

Dude, that'd be so dirts mcgurts. Let's eiffel tower her.

Dirts McGurts by McBlackerson July 12, 2010

Dirt McGurt’l 

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.

Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.

Dirt McGurt’l by BM1979 June 30, 2020

Dirt McGurt 

The same as saying "sick" "ill" "dirty" but if you feel like rhyming then you say "Dirt McGurt"
Always spelled with a capitol "D" "M" and "G" because it is like a name.

" This game is so sick, man"
" Ya tell me about it, it's Dirt McGurt "

Dirt McGurt by Real Words August 10, 2009

Dirt McGurt 

noun - a female that is not just extreamly slutty but extreamly ugly also. Not to be confussed with the general slut, the Dirt McGurt is an ugly and quite possibly fat slut, whore and or skank.

also know as "Drit Dirt" , "Dirty McGurty" and the ultimate "Dirtus McGurtus"

"dude thats the biggest Dirt McGurt i've ever see"

"DID U SEE THAT DIRT MCGURT!!!"... "oh em gee that was a dirt"

(while passing by a Dirt McGurt)"DIRT DIRT!!"

Dirt McGurt by wojo December 15, 2004