Dirtbeat

A man or woman who is both a dirtbag and a deadbeat parent/spouse

John emptied his son's bank account and hasn't seen him in months...he's a real fuckin Dirtbeat!

Dirtbeat by realty July 6, 2015

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Dirtboating

dɘrt'-bot-ing - vb: the obscure sport of sailing boats that do not float on lakes which are not there

We are going dirtboating on the dry lake testing the new wheels.

Dirtboating by Flying-Monkey November 19, 2018

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Related Words

Dirtbeat • dirtbeard • DIRTbeautiful • Dirtboating • dirtmeat

DIRTbeautiful

Hey look my feet are DIRTbeautiful

DIRTbeautiful by Hotzombiewithabs March 12, 2021

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dirtbeard

A short beard, typically dark brown, that just looks like dirt on the face.

"Nice dirtbeard. It really goes well with your hopelessness."

dirtbeard by conconcon December 14, 2013

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dirtmeat

Ass meat. Meat surrounding the hole. Often soft, can also be hard and enjoyable to squeeze. Often stinks like shit.

Kelly screamed a lot when I rammed my cock in her dirtmeat.

dirtmeat by sweetghy June 15, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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