Dirtbeat 

A man or woman who is both a dirtbag and a deadbeat parent/spouse

John emptied his son's bank account and hasn't seen him in months...he's a real fuckin Dirtbeat!

Dirtbeat by realty July 6, 2015

Dirtboating 

dɘrt'-bot-ing - vb: the obscure sport of sailing boats that do not float on lakes which are not there

We are going dirtboating on the dry lake testing the new wheels.

Dirtboating by Flying-Monkey November 19, 2018

DIRTbeautiful 

Beautiful feet

Hey look my feet are DIRTbeautiful

DIRTbeautiful by Hotzombiewithabs March 12, 2021

dirtbeard 

A short beard, typically dark brown, that just looks like dirt on the face.

"Nice dirtbeard. It really goes well with your hopelessness."

dirtbeard by conconcon December 14, 2013

dirtmeat 

Ass meat. Meat surrounding the hole. Often soft, can also be hard and enjoyable to squeeze. Often stinks like shit.

Kelly screamed a lot when I rammed my cock in her dirtmeat.

dirtmeat by sweetghy June 15, 2009