Dirtbeat

A man or woman who is both a dirtbag and a deadbeat parent/spouse

John emptied his son's bank account and hasn't seen him in months...he's a real fuckin Dirtbeat!

by realty July 6, 2015

Dirtboating

dɘrt'-bot-ing - vb: the obscure sport of sailing boats that do not float on lakes which are not there

We are going dirtboating on the dry lake testing the new wheels.

by Flying-Monkey November 19, 2018

DIRTbeautiful

Beautiful feet

Hey look my feet are DIRTbeautiful

by Hotzombiewithabs March 12, 2021

dirtbeard

A short beard, typically dark brown, that just looks like dirt on the face.

"Nice dirtbeard. It really goes well with your hopelessness."

by conconcon December 14, 2013

dirtmeat

Ass meat. Meat surrounding the hole. Often soft, can also be hard and enjoyable to squeeze. Often stinks like shit.

Kelly screamed a lot when I rammed my cock in her dirtmeat.

by sweetghy June 15, 2009