Dirt Squirt 

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

Dirt Squirt by dipstickin December 12, 2014

african dirt squirt 

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

african dirt squirt by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013

squirt dirt 

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

squirt dirt by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Dirt Vert Squirt 

An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.

I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"

Dirt Vert Squirt by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009

squirt the dirt 

The act of relieving one's self (urinating) outside. Typically the term is used by truck drivers and travelers who have driven many miles (without a truck stop or rest area) and- needing to piss, they pull over to a side road to "squirt the dirt".

Damn, Frank bought that big-ass 200 ounce bladder buster at the truck stop and the next thing you know, we have to pull over to squirt the dirt.

squirt the dirt by Frank Klaune February 2, 2005

Squirt’n Dirt 

The shits. Explosive shits no less. Massive diarrhea.

I don’t know what I ate but something made me start squirt’n dirt. It hasn’t stopped.

What is that funk ass smell down here? My uncle just left the shitter. He was squirt’n dirt.

I was in the stall taking a relaxing, quiet shit when some dude rushed in, mumbling help me, dropped trou and started squirt’n dirt.

Squirt’n Dirt by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

Squirt and Dirt by masterofburns November 25, 2007