Dirt Eater Share definition Flag Someone who eats dirt because their food was eaten by the El Chupacabra and they have no money to buy anything else in Palm Springs. He was eating dirt because he didn't listen and didn't bring money. He is a dirt eater. Dirt Eater by El Chupacabra. April 9, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Dirt Eater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch