Dir Da Dir 

A common phrase used to explain to someone or something that he/she/it just said/did something that was stupid. It can also be shortened to just "dir" depending on how it is used.

Another common term used instead of this phrase is "derp". If someone/something is to have "derped", it's a similar concept.

Man: "The sky is blue."
Woman: "Dir da dir!"

(Friend realizes he/she was wrong about something and expresses a smile of shame and embarassment)
You: "Dir!?!?????????"

Woman #1: "How did Jane get that question wrong? It was so obvious!"
Woman #2: "She derped."

Dir Da Dir by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir 

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.

A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir by Kalivha November 19, 2009

Dirda 

n. Offensive

A person whose personality makes no sense except in regard to their own family.

What is wrong with that guy?
He is a Dirda.

Dirda by George Washington Carver May 25, 2005

dirda 

An incredibly tall and homosexual being covered in acne who hides from his homosexuality by viewing massive amounts of pornography. Often too stoned to funtion. Makes up vast amounts of stories about all the girls he gets with, which are a cover up for his homosexual masturbational fantasies. Also fascinated(sexually exctited?) by dragons and medieval battles. The Dirda also fails to interact with any other human beings which are not virtual other than the Corran.

"Stop acting like a Dirda, youre freaking me out. Arent you straight?"

dirda by Jennygirl43212 April 20, 2007