Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.
“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”
by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020
Get the Schrodinger’s Dipshit mug.A) v. 2011. Texas:USA; The act of OR reference to the act of utilizing dipshittedness for benefit or profit by invoking changes in inherent spending pattern options common among dipshits in a social economy.
B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;
1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
B) n. 2011. Texas:USA;
1)A button or lever that catalyzes events more complicated than engagement of said button or lever, but less complicated than that which a 2 year old could handle.
2)The 'post' or 'send' button on any internet forum page when pressed by a dipshit.
A) A major gas company makes a subtle, unannounced and un-signposted change to the order of octane ratings and related pricing on their gas pumps, causing busy consumers to unknowingly purchase high octane gas for their 94 civic. This is a dipshit switch.
by ByePhilJ June 3, 2011
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Get the dipshit bull shit mug.One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.
Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP
Macy :What's an SD Triple D?
Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit
Macy: What a bitch!
Macy :What's an SD Triple D?
Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit
Macy: What a bitch!
by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013
Get the Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit mug.Joe won't do anything for me let alone just pick up my stuff that he swatted on the ground he's a sassy dipshit.
by RaspberryBolt2435 March 21, 2017
Get the Sassy dipshit mug.Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
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