dipship 

an excuse for if you accidentally say dipshit in front of your parents

“Dipshit!”
“What did you just say?”
“I said dipship. Haven’t you heard that saying?”

dipship by spiritually May 17, 2022

Dipship 

a boy or girl who takes it in the butt (the ship-dips)
more commenly reffers to boys

cellz-dude i heard that kid does anal
thighmaster-ya hes a "dipship"

Dipship by cellz and thighmaster sam April 6, 2010

Bagel-faced Dipshit 

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

Bagel-faced Dipshit by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

dipshit 

the dumbest piece of shit you'll ever meet;
also known as a dumbass

nick cappa
-"nick cappa is such a dipshit"

dipshit by Microbiology January 5, 2011

Captain Dipshit 

1. The Captain of the Dipshits.

2. someone skilled enough in the art of being a dipshit that they are able to lead other dipshits into battle...

Certificatologist: "Way to go Captain Dipshit, you've done it again."

Midget: "Another hooker bites the dust."

Certificatologist: "You kilt her proppa wee man, you kilt her proppa..."

Captain Dipshit by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

dipshit 

1. A despised person; a moron; an ineffectual person; one with a habit of being wrong, loudly and often.

"I'm Steve!"
"Ah, I've heard of you, dipshit."

dipshit by lemon juice July 17, 2006

dipshittery

Severe stupidity. Usually refering to someone acting like those idiots on Jackass.

My God, enough of this dipshittery.

dipshittery by Cerberus May 13, 2005