Diogeneasy

Of a counterargument or counterexample: simple and easily conceived, yet highly effective at disproving or undermining a claim, especially by exposing an obvious flaw in its formulation.

Plato’s definition of man was so diogeneasy to disprove, I don’t know what he was thinking.

Diogeneasy by A Nuisant Fool August 24, 2026

Diogenes 

1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.

2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes

1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.

2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.

Diogenes by Ashkenazi420 June 19, 2019

Diogenes 

A Greek philosopher who carried a lantern in the daytime, searching for an honest man.

You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.

Diogenes by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017

Diogenes 

Sexy boi. Goes to your school. Gets all the womens.

Dang, Diogenes stole my girlfriend again.

Diogenes by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016

diogenes 

Person with a super high ego and thinks he can mog anyone

Bro that kid is such a Diogenes

diogenes by Diogenes the great March 7, 2022

Diogenes 

The white kid in your history class that will ask stupid, obvious, and just plain old retarded questions. He uses the word retarded way too much.

Diogenes: Hey Anthony, did you get you get your phone taken away?
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.

Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.

Diogenes by adolf hitler fan June 5, 2017

Diogenes 

Diogenes of Sinope was a one-of-a-kind philosopher character of Ancient Greece. After being exiled from Sinope for messing with coins, he fucked off and decided to be a bum who lived with nature and owned no materials (he threw away his one possession: a bowl, after seeing a kid cup and drink water with his hands); a philosophy (or lifestyle, perhaps) that became known as Cynicism.

He would sit in an empty barrel in the marketplace and beg (and also eat), and would 'protest' by doing the following:

- jacking off in public (his response when inquired about this being "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly")
- pissing on people who slighted him
- defecating/shitting in the theatre

The following is stories of Diogenes and his savageness:

When Alexander the Great asked Diogenes if there was anything he could do for him, Diogenes responded with: "Yes, stand out of my sunlight.").

Plato once said the simplest definition of a human was a "featherless biped," and Diogenes responded to this by going to Plato's academy with a plucked chicken and saying: "Looky here! It's Plato's man! Motherfucker, now this, this is top physical condition!" before he smashed the chicken against the floor (that's not what he actually did, but you get the point; he pissed and shat all over Plato).

Diogenes by wickwarrensap March 18, 2024