Dinked up 

Being impaired and unable to function.

Very High and/or Drunk

Joey got all dinked up at the pub last night and couldn't say his own name.

Dinked up by Flareside92 March 25, 2016

Dicked up 

Opposite of being dick down, similar to fucked up but only this relates to sex.

To be such a turn-off or fucking up so badly you couldn’t get laid
Basically screwing up so badly you couldn’t screw them.

Person A: dude I couldnt get her wet last night so she left early

Person B: man...you dicked up

Dicked up by Hoskii April 4, 2019

dinged up 

When something is damaged and left in a unsatisfactory state.

Man, I got so wasted last night, I fell over and now my face is pretty dinged up

dinged up by Electric_fvneral July 26, 2016

dicked up 

to cause ones problems to become worse. to mess things up or fuck things up.

Dude, that test today dicked up my average in english class

dicked up by harmon April 26, 2006

Donked Up 

Mistake, another way to say messed up. Generally a simple mistake that can or will lead to a greater error. Associated with problems that can take a while to figure out. Including homework, research, art, anything with a challenging and everything in-between.

I really donked up my homework, I thought Hydrogen had two electrons when it really had one. I wish my teacher had pointed out my simple mistake earlier instead of handing me back my paper marked up with highlighted errors. D:

Donked Up by Fltterflutter June 7, 2014

All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

All dicked up by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

Dicked-Up 

A term for a word that has pages of different definitions on UrbanDick.

Dude: Shit, did you see how many definitions on Jackalope there are in UrbanDick?

Dudette: Yeah, shitloads. It's uber Dicked-Up.

Dicked-Up by DeadDolleh July 4, 2009