A person who answers questions from family and friends with links to other people's opinions (posting to popular platforms like twitter, reddit, facebook and email almost exclusively). Never having to have or form an opinion of their own, a dillingham is able to maintain smug self-righteousness from a safe distance by stealing someone else's ideas and mental labor. Dillingham is a mashup of dilling- and -ham, the process of screwing someone for personal benefit because it's easy, the willingness to screw anyone for personal gain no matter how gullible.
Me: That guy comes off as a bible salesman without a fraction of authenticity. I couldn't get a word in edgewise without the unsolicited advice, memes and cheesy one-liners.
SWIM: He's definitely a dillingham; no respect for the bounderies of others.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.