Dildo chucks

Two dildos strung together so they may be wielded like a weapon.
If anyone tries to rape me, I'll beat their ass with my dildo chucks.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy
Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.
by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009
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