Dildo Nick 

A man who talks about dildos

Dildo Nick really brought it up

Dildo Nick by HG99 May 15, 2021

dildonic

Adjective: displaying traits or characteristics of a dildo.

That party was totally dildonic, I can't believe we went.

dildonic by Jobi February 1, 2005

Quad-Dildonic Penetration 

Noun: Penetration involving more than three and less than five dildonic objects, generally dildos, or in the classic western form, dildi.

Last night Jill had some crazy quad-dildonic penetration

Quad-Dildonic Penetration by The baddest mofo who wants to be a pilot July 7, 2008

dildonics 

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

dildonics by buddy February 25, 2003

dildonicide 

systematically killing off a race using only a dildo.

I just performed dildonicide on 6 million jews.

dildonicide by TheMonkeyGod June 16, 2009

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

dildonic by Hired Gun August 8, 2003

Dildonicus 

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

Dildonicus by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011