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Dildonico

Dildonico is Buffalo, N.Y.
More dildos per capita then any other city
It’s called Dildonico because more dildos per capita than any other city.
The Buffalo Bills have collected more randomly thrown dildos off the field than any other team. By a ratio of 100-1. Giving the city the name; Dildonico.
Local Dildonico police blotter is full of people, from all walks of life, getting arrested on assault with a dildo charges.

Dildonico is so cold in the winter make sure you have extra batteries at all times
by DrBraut July 8, 2023
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dildosicle

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017
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dildocopter

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.
Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*
by Dildocopter October 23, 2013
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dildonian

When somebody acts completely dildonic for a long time possibly months or years. There entire existence is swallowed up and any link to the human race has been lost. nobody wants to know them and they rarely have friends. if they do engage in some form of social activity you can pretty much guarantee it will be with other dildonians who have also been rejected from society.
Q) whos that cocksucker sniffing round my ex missus?
A) dont worry about him mate he's a fucking dildonian! he poses no threat to anyone.
by littledoo October 23, 2008
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dildoni

A male, obsessed with the size of his penis and his overabundance of testosterone, who shouts at anyone willing to listen to him about his excess of sexual potency.
A guy going onto a forum and shouting " HEY EVERYONE! I GOT A 15 INCH COCK!" would be a dildoni.
by Argle September 23, 2007
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dildonium

The hardest metal element known to women and gay men.
Let's make a new spacecraft out of dildonium.
by DanSexy January 6, 2008
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dildocio

The talk, actions, or behavior of dildos
This feat of dildocio is worthy of The Donaldo.

Oh, the dildacity!
by mahatmaKaneJeeves August 16, 2012
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