It’s called Dildonico because more dildos per capita than any other city.
The Buffalo Bills have collected more randomly thrown dildos off the field than any other team. By a ratio of 100-1. Giving the city the name; Dildonico.
Local Dildonico police blotter is full of people, from all walks of life, getting arrested on assault with a dildo charges.
Dildonico is so cold in the winter make sure you have extra batteries at all times
The Buffalo Bills have collected more randomly thrown dildos off the field than any other team. By a ratio of 100-1. Giving the city the name; Dildonico.
Local Dildonico police blotter is full of people, from all walks of life, getting arrested on assault with a dildo charges.
Dildonico is so cold in the winter make sure you have extra batteries at all times
by DrBraut July 8, 2023
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