Dildo Logic

The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.

by retardrun69 June 13, 2017

dildologist

one who specializes in the sale of dildos and or other sex related products.

My girlfriend sales dildos ,therefore, she is a dildologist.

by IDMFKUMFPOS May 12, 2008