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Dildo legs 

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.
Run dildo legs. RUN.
Dildo legs by Daniel Porter June 14, 2005

Urban dildo legend 

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
Urban dildo legend by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

dildo-legged

the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function
Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...
dildo-legged by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011

Lego dildo 

For boys a Lego flag pole into the uncircumcised pp
I had a Lego dildo when I was a child and high heels because my mom wanted me raped
Lego dildo by Cody5050 January 31, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026