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noun; Dilbrow is a utilitarian word that may be applied either:
1. As a nickname
2. As a handy way to introduce an urban legend, following a the witnessing of a crazy or uncanny action, one may pronounce that 'they heard Dilbrow' did a similar action in a completely impossible way.
3. As an insult to call out any general slow-witted action
1. I saw Steve was cracking into the Do-Bro (or equally rank beer) last night! What a Dilbrow!
2. (Whilst watching a show of Man vs. Wild):
Guy 1: Goddamn Bear Grylls is a crazy motherfucker. Look at him slaughtering that poor pig armed only with a spear.
Guy 2: I heard that Dilbrow once did that armed only with his bare hands.
3. (Following a particularly absent-minded action by Guy 1)
Guy 2: SHIT DILBROW!!! (Meaning: shit man, pull yourself together!!)
Dilbrow by Doake December 15, 2010
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A dildo used by a man, usually inserted into the anus.
Although he found it beyond orgasmic, Steve's girlfriend would never insert a finger into his anus. Always eager to please, she bought him a dilbro.
Dilbro by The Sanchez Collective February 15, 2009
A Robotic dildo that may or may not rape you till the room stinks. just don't buy the dildron with legs and you most likely wont have that problem.
Place of origen: Japan.
I woke up to the stink of one thousand rottin scrotes... it was then i knew my Dildron had its way.
Dildron by gingem-gytis June 10, 2013

dildroid 

a 125cc, metal, all-purpose, rotating, and vigorously shifting dildo with the power to rip vaginal tissue easily. using such a device has left people hospitalised for many years,

it is also known to make a woman become infertile and have immense cravings for sex.
god that slag must have used a dildroid with a limp like that.
dildroid by calence johansonson November 6, 2012
A close friend that you use for sex when you’re horny
This is Steve, my DilBro
DilBro by Gsnaksbsbal August 5, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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