n. 1. The unfortunate combination of a dildo and cyborg, used to describe someone pissing you off by being a dick of ridiculous proportions. This person is such a dick and so fake that he cannot possibly be human and therefore must be half dick, half robot. v. 1. to act purposely dickish to the point where normal personality is unrecognizable in order to achieve a desired outcome.
n. Dude that dilborg totally just hit on your girlfriend.
v. Guy: I really don't feel like hanging out with Jake tonight.
Bro: No worries, just dilborg him all night and he'll probably leave.
The most smart, intelligent girl, She appears shy, she is a very deep thinker, she hides her own intelligence and has lots of pride. She is the kindest girl.
noun; Dilbrow is a utilitarian word that may be applied either:
1. As a nickname
2. As a handy way to introduce an urban legend, following a the witnessing of a crazy or uncanny action, one may pronounce that 'they heard Dilbrow' did a similar action in a completely impossible way.
3. As an insult to call out any general slow-witted action
1. I saw Steve was cracking into the Do-Bro (or equally rank beer) last night! What a Dilbrow!
2. (Whilst watching a show of Man vs. Wild):
Guy 1: Goddamn Bear Grylls is a crazy motherfucker. Look at him slaughtering that poor pig armed only with a spear.
Guy 2: I heard that Dilbrow once did that armed only with his bare hands.
3. (Following a particularly absent-minded action by Guy 1)
Guy 2: SHIT DILBROW!!! (Meaning: shit man, pull yourself together!!)
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).