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noun; Dilbrow is a utilitarian word that may be applied either:
1. As a nickname
2. As a handy way to introduce an urban legend, following a the witnessing of a crazy or uncanny action, one may pronounce that 'they heard Dilbrow' did a similar action in a completely impossible way.
3. As an insult to call out any general slow-witted action
1. I saw Steve was cracking into the Do-Bro (or equally rank beer) last night! What a Dilbrow!
2. (Whilst watching a show of Man vs. Wild):
Guy 1: Goddamn Bear Grylls is a crazy motherfucker. Look at him slaughtering that poor pig armed only with a spear.
Guy 2: I heard that Dilbrow once did that armed only with his bare hands.
3. (Following a particularly absent-minded action by Guy 1)
Guy 2: SHIT DILBROW!!! (Meaning: shit man, pull yourself together!!)
Dilbrow by Doake December 15, 2010
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To be buggered or have lewd sexual acts committed upon you by your high school basketball coach in the spirit of hazing/rookie initiation.
The coach of RHS has buggered at least half the players he has coached. They got Disbrowed
Disbrowed by JackTors April 25, 2019
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A dildo used by a man, usually inserted into the anus.
Although he found it beyond orgasmic, Steve's girlfriend would never insert a finger into his anus. Always eager to please, she bought him a dilbro.
Dilbro by The Sanchez Collective February 15, 2009
A dilbow is a crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.
My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.
Dilbow by vagasscrack August 5, 2011
A dilbow is crossbow that fires dildos at deadly speeds.
My aim was off and my dilbow broke her hip.
Dilbow by vagasshole August 4, 2011
A close friend that you use for sex when you’re horny
This is Steve, my DilBro
DilBro by Gsnaksbsbal August 5, 2018
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