Student:"Hey Mr Smith I heard your son was in an accident is he ok?"

Teacher:"I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Student:"This is a Digcondicrondus moment!"

Cue Laugh Track

Digcondicrondus by FRICKO MODE June 17, 2021

Diegoness

A certain air about Diego that makes him who he is; the way he acts, talks, and carries himself with confidence. When one's Diegoness is lost, they begin to act unlike themselves and those around them start to wonder what has happened to change him. Usually after losing one's Diegoness, those who truly care, and notice the change in attitude, will try to figure out what is wrong. They will stick by his side until one's Diegoness has returned. One thing will never change though; with or without his Diegoness, Diego is extremely helpful with other's problems, even if he needs help from others to deal with his.

It killed me seeing you so blegh..you just weren't Diego..u had lost your Diegoness...but I'm glad to see that you've gotten it back.

Diegoness by Alex Nash March 10, 2008

digenova

some view him as amazing, some view him as partially retarded, some are blind.

but i love him, and i think he bleaches his hair and resembles a slightly retarded peyton manning

whats up D? lookin studly as usual i see.

digenova by miss wilson November 17, 2004

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026