Difficult Californian 

An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.

Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)

Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!

Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!

Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.

Person: Man its like clockwork.

Difficult Californian by Igrowcows March 2, 2010