Diet jizz
Diet jizz by Elegendary August 3, 2016
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Diet Jizz
Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
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jizz diet
When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.
"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."
"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."
"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."
jizz diet by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006
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