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didnt ask 

Quick way to tell others around u that your annoying, dumb, and toxic all at once, very useful phrase if you wish to loose friends
Man: my grandma just died
Jerk: didnt ask lol
Man: bro-
didnt ask by Isaacool_101 February 10, 2022
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didnt ask 

a fucking dumbass word moron's say like they're in the right
random person: hey guys i got a new phone
dumbass: didn't ask
random person #2: we could care less if you didnt ask, shut up cunt
didnt ask by Qyinni March 20, 2021

Didnt ask 

The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up
Guy 1; you are a fucking bitch; you know that
Guy 2; Oop, didnt ask tsktsktsk
Didnt ask by RacistKid November 8, 2020

Didnt ask 

stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?
guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too

i didnt ask.. 

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.
guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?
i didnt ask.. by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021

i didnt ask 

the most unoriginal and boring way to “roast” somebody

seriously, stop saying it. i dont give a flying fuck if you didnt ask i said it because i thought it was worth saying. fucking asshole.
guy:i got an nvidia rtx yesterday!
guy 2:i didnt ask
guy:shut the fucking hell up fucking loser.

I didnt ask 

To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.
Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.
I didnt ask by TheRealAdmist February 9, 2021
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B)
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