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Dickophobia 

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The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.
Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!
Dickophobia by Boluptuous June 9, 2009
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Dickophobia 

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The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick
That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.
Dickophobia by Worm dance October 15, 2019

dictophobia 

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The irrational fear of repeating ones self in daily conversations with others,such as the sufferer's friends or randoms members of the public.The 'condition' causes the subject to be shy most of the time,leading to them to be commonly inaudible because of there low level of confidence this can commonly lead to awkward situations where the sufferer has to 'repeat themselves' to enable the listener to hear them.

the Howard Newton case of 1989 changed the way people percieved sufferers of dictaphobia,bringing to light the awful way they were treated,Howard Newton is the man who changed all this,he noticed the segregation of the 2 sufferers of dictophobia,they had to use 'dictophobia' toilets,buses,nightclubs and...umberella's.Howard newton followed the life of the sufferers(not hard there were only two of them).He made them feel wanted,he changed the speechist comments made about them and took his case to the high finland courts.the court trial was more important than the first man on the moon palaver.A massive 4 billion people watched the trial and this changed the perception of dictophobia,and by 2010 the sufferers where finally dead...

dictophobes are individuals that are scared of people with dictophobia,often acting on this fear with verbal abuse such as 'look at that 'dirty dic' and ahhh! he won't repeat what he said'. yes they are sad people.
SUFFERER:Hello,i have dictophobia...
PERSON 1:WHAT?
SUFFERER:....

SAD PERSON1: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVING THEM MORE RIGHTS
PERSON2:YOUR SUCH A DICTOPHOBE
SADPERSON1:NO...STOP NAMING ME
PERSON2:I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE YOUR INSECURE YOURSELF
SADPERSON1:NO! YOU...
PERSON2:WHAT?
SADPERSON1:....
PERSON2:POINT PROVED!
dictophobia by onevoice January 22, 2011

Distophobia 

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Discrimination, Hatred, or Negative Stereotypes around Unattractive People. A dislike of or prejudice against "ugly" people.
"Omg, she's so ugly, I hope she doesn't sit next to us"
"Jeff that's Distophobia, she didn't choose to be ugly, don't be mean to her because of it"
Distophobia by Stillynyaaaa May 9, 2025
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