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When a male fails to keep his pen0r clean, he develops dick cheese, which will eventually result in the growth of dicktiques (pronounced "dick ticks"). For imagery, google Pearly Penile Papules.

Dude, you are covered in dicktiques. There's no way I'm sucking that thing.

Dicktiques by Butt McNutt July 1, 2011

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dickticles

A combination of the man parts.

I got so mad at him, I wanted to nail him in the dickticles.

dickticles by creativeactivist March 12, 2010

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Dicknique

The given, or taught, way that a specific person sucks cock. Very well given head. Only learned through a very whoreish lifestyle that encounters many cocks and gains valuable knowledge of hand to mouth ratio. The mastered art of personalized falletio.

I've had falletio from many women, but the one last one had the best dicknique of all!

Her dicknique just wasn't my style.

Dicknique by CHARLIE MATTNESS October 16, 2013

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Dicktious

When a person tries to outsmart you with words, or explaining words with a higher level of vocabulary, making you feel dumb, and the person is a dick about it, but sarcastically saying no I didn't mean to.

Ex: hey man why you gotta be Dicktious towards me .

Dicktious by Deandeville May 10, 2016

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Dickquestrian

A term related to dick riding

"She had maaad dickquestrian skills"

Dickquestrian by Jamesgotgains March 6, 2017

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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