SlamBlumpk's definitions
A hair knot (or bun) tied top of the females head. This acts as a shifting tool for when the male counter part wants the female to vacuum their pork sword (or inhale their Richard, oh what have you?)
Lisa: Richard do you like my hair down or up?
Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.
Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?
Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!
Richard: I prefer it when you have your dickshift strapped up tight.
Lisa: (sigh) But...but that's how I always have it, I thought you would like something different?
Richard: No, that's the only time I get my two favorite things. My knob slobbed and silence. That is fucking gold!
by SlamBlumpk December 27, 2017
Get the Dickshiftmug.