Dick-Fick

Dick-Fick is a made up word describing one who has a fickle presence about the size of the male genitalia that they prefer. One day they prefer small and the next they prefer a very large penis.

Sally is such a dick-fick, she was dating that guy the other day because he had a small penis, but now shes going for John because everyone said he's big

Dick-Fick by ApexResonance June 7, 2009

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Fickle Dick

A nickname for a guy that is known to have trouble pleasing women. Women often cheat on him because of this.

Hey fickle dick I heard your girlfriend cheated on you.

Fickle Dick by JesusMc2 June 20, 2018

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Dick-Fick • fickle dick • dick • Dick Cheney • dick weed • dick wad • dick flick • dick ass • dick move • dick slap

fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.

Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.

fickle dick by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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