A very common medical disease Found mainly in overweight males of all ages in which copius amounts of fast food have contributed to making the males belly stick out farther then their dick do. See Also Toes do disease
"That boys been eating so much Sonic he's bound to get that dick do disease some day soon George"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.