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Dick Woker

When you hit a mans dick with a Wok.
"That woman just hit that man's dick with a Wok! She is such a 'Dick Woker'!"
Dick Woker by eddypulham September 2, 2011
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dockworker 

Dockworker is a slang term derived from MMORPG's, and originates from the phenomenon of Men playing Female Characters and then pretending to be women outside of the game.

Often used as a more derogative form of G.I.R.L (Guy in real life.)

Dockworkers can often be identified by an over use of pink, making everything into a sexual advance and adding *Giggles* at the beginning of most sentences.
Timmy: So I met this chick online and we started hitting it off, she was all chatty and flirty and before I knew it, we were cybering.

When I finaly convinced her to talk to me on Vent I found out she was a DUDE!

Tommy: Hey man, dockworkers need love too!
dockworker by MortisNai March 10, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026