Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

Dick winded by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

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Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

Dick winded by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

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Windex Dick

When a male is masturbating and the sound of his foreskin going up and down his penis sound exactly like a bottle of windex being used repeatedly

"is that a bottle of windex" "No Sidney is just using his windex dick

Windex Dick by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018

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Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

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Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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