Dick tally

A way for a whore to keep track of all the cock she has rode.

Hey Suzy, my dick tally is way up after last night. My vag is killing me!

by Dicktallyrally December 8, 2017

big dick tall

Big Dick Tall is when a nigga is so tall he's dick becomes a second person

Yoo my nigga brad is so big dick tall he could nail your girl.

by Legit Carry January 29, 2017

tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.

I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 5, 2018

talledega dick head

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

by Marro123 November 12, 2007

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

Dickwally

Someone who is just so stupid and deserves a neck whenever they talk.

You see that kid over there he is such a dickwally.

by KevinEagle564 May 11, 2016