sisticles

lady balls. see also: gogirlnads.

Damn! Nicola has some serious sisticles!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf March 30, 2018

minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.

My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf June 16, 2018

cincinnatti choker

During the act of fellatio, the gent's testicles drape around the neck of the giver, resulting in the appearance of a necklace.

Oh my god, Frank really gave Veronica a Cincinnatti choker last night!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf September 09, 2018

chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.

That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018

tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.

I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.

by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 05, 2018