tall dick

A condition wherein a person of taller than average height has average/below average penile dimensions.
I went down on Jimbo last weekend. Another case of tall dick.
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 05, 2018
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sisticles

lady balls. see also: gogirlnads.
Damn! Nicola has some serious sisticles!
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cincinnatti choker

During the act of fellatio, the gent's testicles drape around the neck of the giver, resulting in the appearance of a necklace.
Oh my god, Frank really gave Veronica a Cincinnatti choker last night!
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf September 09, 2018
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chicago pussy

The effect achieved when a man tucks his genitalia betwixt his thighs creating a faux vagina.

*see fruit basket.
That scene in Silence of the Lambs with the Chicago pussy freaked me out!
by AndrooAndroohfxdunioafhcuiwomf February 19, 2018
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minge & purge

When performing cunnilingus on a lady with a generous pantsbeard and an errant pubic hair lodges in the throat, causing gagging and sometimes the voiding of the stomach's contents.
My date's generous pantsbeard resulted in a little unexpected nighttime minge & purge.
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