dick sneeze 

sticky substance forming on the tip of a penis even though ejaculation has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet coke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.

"hey buddy, you want a diet coke?" "no thanks man, that shit gives me a dick sneeze."

dick sneeze by Prego Midget December 25, 2003

dick sneeze 

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

dick sneeze by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

dick sneeze 

jizzing on bitches...

bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???

dick sneeze by ironmankkk January 16, 2011

Dick Sneeze 

1) A moment which a man ejaculates into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his dick.

2) A person who annoys you out of your butthole

1)Ahhh im going to cum.....'achoo' What the fuck

2)Stop being such dick sneeze

Dick Sneeze by Mussolini23 April 29, 2010

Dick Sneeze 

When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.

Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.

Dick Sneeze by mr.dicksneeze December 18, 2014

dick sneeze 

this is what happens when you eject cum out of your penis, otherwise known as dick sneezing

(guy getting a blowjob)

guy: "your doing great! im about to dick sneeze!"

dick sneeze by ilovesex1234 March 2, 2011

Dick sneeze 

The sputum-like seminal juices occurring post-climax in pleasant spurts

He dick sneezed on my face the moment I achieved clitoral orgasm

Dick sneeze by Zandroid December 3, 2017