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dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat.
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked

An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!
Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked! I don't believe ya!
by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012
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dick-mate

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.
man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011
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Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.
After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.
by Mortadella May 14, 2014
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Leaky Dick Material

When a hot woman walks by and makes your Dick leak a little bit.
That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.

Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!
by mjh79 December 14, 2009
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big dick matthew

an omega hot guy with a huge dick only to clap one particular girl cough cough
big dick matthew just clapped erin omega hard!! she said it was like 11 inches !!!
by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019
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