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Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked
An interjection expressing shock, disbelief or disgust! Pronounced as one word, ie. Pullmedickmategetfucked!
Pull Me Dick Mate Get Fucked by Good Ship Venus August 16, 2012
dick-mate
in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.
man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops
dick-mate by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011
Dick Math
Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.
After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.
Dick Math by Mortadella May 14, 2014
Leaky Dick Material
That beatch is so hot, she's Leaky Dick Material.
Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!
Damn, that woman that just walked by made my dick leak!
Leaky Dick Material by mjh79 December 14, 2009
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big dick matthew by your momma 🥵 February 24, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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