Dick island 

An metaphorical place in which all fuckboys are placed

Dick island is being overpopulated by Julian, Anthony, And Eddie.

Dick island by Tata08 April 21, 2015

Desert Island Dick 

When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.

Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.

Desert Island Dick by NavyDude215 April 21, 2010

Dickslandees 

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

Dickslandees by Vau fan March 19, 2021