dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.

1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.

by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007

dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.

"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."

by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009

dick basket

A womans many used vagina. With enough dicks in it to fill a basket.a HUGE SLUT.or a gay guy

Wow that whore is a huge dick basket.

by kingboi! January 19, 2009

Dick Basket

Dick basket is either a basket full of dicks or a basket made out of dicks, no one really knows all we know is that it's a funny insult.

The second way it can be used is a for a hoe suck as someone who always is dunking that their pussy is just a dick basket.

Guy 1: Ass sucker
Guy 2: Dick Basket
Guys 1: LOL

Guy 3: Tessa is such a dick basket
Guy 4: I know I heard she fucked two guys yesterday

by Alaskan_fuckboi April 16, 2017

Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours

Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool

by DurpDot April 13, 2020

dick in a basket

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.

Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

by holy_guacamole_ November 9, 2017