Jacob

Claims to be going through puberty yet doesn’t have voice cracks and has the same voice
Jacob: I had a wet dream last night!

Me: sure you did
by DurpDot April 13, 2020
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Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours
Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool
by DurpDot April 13, 2020
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