Dick dude 

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

Dick dude by Muppins December 14, 2016

Dick-dude 

A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.

Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."

Dick-dude by Fruityliciouss April 12, 2022

chick with dick dude 

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!

I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude

chick with dick dude by Jevolve March 9, 2017

token dude dick 

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

token dude dick by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

Dude she laughed my dick out 

When you are balls deep and make her laugh so hard, your dick gets pushed out.

"So how was last Cherry?"
"Fucking incredible. Although at one point I cracked a joke, and .... Dude she laughed my dick out.

Dude she laughed my dick out by Shim 504 April 28, 2017

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn 

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

Pretty Big Dick, Dude 

A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.

Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.

Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.

Pretty Big Dick, Dude by BonerMasterMick2 September 18, 2023