Dick champion
Dick champion by tyler lindahl March 3, 2008
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Dick Champion
Someone who is a champion of penises. The master of plastering their own face with the semen of strangers.
Josh: Jimmy is such a ball-gargling dick champion.
Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.
Ashley: Yeah he got really good at giving craigslist blowjobs.
Dick Champion by Ghost Tiys November 6, 2013
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Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC)
The Big Dick Champions Club was started by a few men in Georgia circa late 2010. This club is an exclusive club. Most notably, while many may believe that the entry requirement is to have a large member (a common misconception, yet a valid way to join the club). The BDCC is a club that possesses many facets of success and it is available to any if they can perform Big Dick Champion quality deeds to gain admittance. The BDCC houses members who not only possess large members, but those who have performed acts of great valor, bravery, against-all-odds, possessing a quality equivalent to possessing a large penile instrument.
Major Subdivisions
I) Possesing a large member
II) Completing some kind of act of great difficulty in a video game (but not limited to a video game). Such as beating an extremely difficult part on a video game like Dead Space 2. III) Completing some kind of cultural ritual, or surviving some kind of catastrophical event. (Ex: Walking over hot coals, surviving the cliff jumping rituals of African males, surviving a tsunami and or earthquake, etc.)
IV) The easiest, but most selective way of joining the BDCC is by completeing a Big Dick Champion Favor, aka Big Dick favor, aka Big Dick Champeen favor. This could involve anything as easy as fetching a fellow some water who's had too much to drink at a crazy party, to something as hard as escaping a Vietcong water hole using only the rusted blade of a seran wrap box.
Major Subdivisions
I) Possesing a large member
II) Completing some kind of act of great difficulty in a video game (but not limited to a video game). Such as beating an extremely difficult part on a video game like Dead Space 2. III) Completing some kind of cultural ritual, or surviving some kind of catastrophical event. (Ex: Walking over hot coals, surviving the cliff jumping rituals of African males, surviving a tsunami and or earthquake, etc.)
IV) The easiest, but most selective way of joining the BDCC is by completeing a Big Dick Champion Favor, aka Big Dick favor, aka Big Dick Champeen favor. This could involve anything as easy as fetching a fellow some water who's had too much to drink at a crazy party, to something as hard as escaping a Vietcong water hole using only the rusted blade of a seran wrap box.
The Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC) is a club for only the biggest dick champions.
Hey did you hear the great news? I joined the BDDC last night!
He asked me to suck his cock in order to join the BDDC........I did it.
Can I ask you a Big Dick Favor?
Hey did you hear the great news? I joined the BDDC last night!
He asked me to suck his cock in order to join the BDDC........I did it.
Can I ask you a Big Dick Favor?
Big Dick Champions Club (BDCC) by John "Dick" Clitt March 8, 2011
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026