Dick baby 

-noun. vulgar.

Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby.

DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.

If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."

Dick baby by smartbirds January 8, 2008

Dick baby 

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating

Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm

Dick baby by Assberg December 18, 2023

big dick baby hands 

When some one has tiny hands but monster penis.my hand stack up to equal length of his flaccid penis it took 3 of my hands stacked on top each other to equal his length

Damn he has has big dick baby hands his dick was so huge it made my hands look baby sized

big dick baby hands by Big dick baby hands June 18, 2023

Stiff Dick Baby Killer 

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

Stiff Dick Baby Killer by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

Baby Dick Rick 

When you talk the talk but can't walk the walk. This guy thinks he's a Shooter but is only a dribbler. A suburban outdoorsman who couldn't catch a 5lb bass with bucket full of worms. Likes to dwell in garages while smoking bogues with like minded individuals.

"Wow, that guy has been telling me he's a Shooter, but he comes off like a waterboy"

"Oh, yea, I should have warned you. That guy is just a Baby Dick Rick"

Baby Dick Rick by Dorothy Valmont April 17, 2020

baby dick 

person with a penis the size of a babys

andy a.k.a. baby dick

baby dick by beans brah May 17, 2008

Baby-dick dick-razor party 

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

Baby-dick dick-razor party by Terrorrape January 29, 2010