Dick Tears
Dick Tears by ChesterTM April 27, 2015
Dick Tears
Dick Tears by Taintstar November 17, 2009
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dick tear
dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.
him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?
him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.
her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.
dick tear by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010
Dick-Tear
Dick-Tear by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012
Urban Dicktease
Urban Dicktease by dstyguy December 30, 2011
dicktease
One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned.
Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...
dicktease
A girl (usually hot) that teases a man pretending she will do something sexual with him, then does not follow through
dicktease by DefinitionMe July 20, 2004
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