Dick Stopper 

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

Dick Stopper by Dms79 December 14, 2017

Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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Dick Stomper by Lordgumby November 23, 2016

dick shopper 

Hot single girl talking to several dudes at once.

Susan is single again so shes a dick shopper on Tinder and OK Cupid right now

dick shopper by Ho Hopr April 23, 2019

dick stomper

When you take a big hit of weed and blow it in the end of another guys penis and stomp on the dick until the smoke is out and then you inhale it and that's a dick stomper

For example last night me and my buddy were taking some tokes and then all of the sudden he just looked at me and said dick stomper boobooty number luvermother scumbavk scuvvel loverrrrr 🎠🎠💋💋✒

dick stomper by Ydydydydy November 13, 2016

Sloppery Dick Job

noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.

"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."

Sloppery Dick Job by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010

dickstepper

someone prone to stepping on dick (metaphorically)

he's such a dickstepper

dickstepper by mzanotrza February 3, 2014