Dick Slam

The slamming of a dick on one's face. They're face will be numb for about 3 minutes, Then you slap it across again for good luck.

Man! I dick slammed that bitch hard!

Dick Slam by Kingamv January 21, 2011

dick slam

Basically slamming your dick in a girls vagina and not telling her that your going to do so.

Why did Bob dick slam Marcy?

dick slam by Travis Church May 22, 2008

2 Handed Dick Slam 

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

2 Handed Dick Slam by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

slam dick 

When a guy is having sex with a girl really hard and his dick slips and goes in her ass

I accidentally slam dicked my girl last night and now she won't talk to me

slam dick by Bass23 June 26, 2016

Andy Dick Head Slam 

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

Andy Dick Head Slam by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

slam my dick in the dirt 

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

slam my dick in the dirt by John March 14, 2005

Dick Slamming 

Dick slamming describes someone who derives pleasure from repeatedly slamming his penis against an object with a hinge or slide mechanism, such as: toilet seats, bank vaults, cd cases, cars and doors.

He had a doorgasm from dick slamming the front door.

Dick Slamming by lin1134114 December 9, 2008