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Dick Shingle

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.
I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.
by Snorn July 6, 2010
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Dick Shingle

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.
Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.
by Braingrapes April 11, 2017
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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The single dick effect

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.
He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.
by emilyinharas November 16, 2021
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