Dick Pancake 

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

Dick Pancake by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Dick Pancake 

When multiple males smash their penises with a hydronic press. into a dick shaped penis.

Let's make Dick Pancakes with the new hydronic press.

Dick Pancake by Gay Ass Niggas December 4, 2019

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake 

Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)

Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy

Fuck My Ass Syrup Onto My Dick Pancake by ChefPubert May 30, 2009

Pancake Dick Drizzle 

When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.

Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.

Pancake Dick Drizzle by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

Pancake Dick 

When a man's pants are so tight , he must have a flat penis to be able to wear them.

I was in Ann Arbor and it was pancake dicks left and right.

Pancake Dick by firerabbit November 12, 2010

Pancake Dick 

First its when a man takes a frying pan, and gets a large erection. Then he takes the frying pan and hits it many times until the penis looks like a pancake, therefore a nice big Chode.

Doctor, we have a patient in room 459 who has Pancake Dick syndrome.

Pancake Dick by Banana Sam June 11, 2006