Dick Noogie
Giving a woman a noogie with your bird / dick. Pretty much any place on her body other than a lubricated orifice. Genererally done as last ditch effort to evoke sexual excitement. Or just to be an annoying prick.
My wife rolled over as to avoid me last night. So... I gave her dick noogies to the kidney until she gave in.
Dick Noogie by Jolly Colombiano October 16, 2013
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