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kick dick december

this is a pass to boot any boys that participated in “slap ass month” in the dick, all month long
person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month

person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

Kick dick December

Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔
“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”