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kick dick december

this is a pass to boot any boys that participated in “slap ass month” in the dick, all month long
person 1: i bet all the josh regrets doing slap ass month

person 2: why?
person 1: because it’s kick dick december

Kick Dick December

Kick Dick December is a holiday all around the world, where you get to kick everyone between the legs throughout the month of December.
Me: Yo, my friend just collapsed and started crying because someone kicked him in the balls.

Someone: Oh, it’s fine. It’s Kick Dick December afterall.

Kick dick December

Made up rhyme- but it is the same as slap ass October girls can have the whole month of December to kick guys dicks
Jenny-“omg it’s kick dick December!”

Anne- “let’s go kick some dick!”

Kick dick December

Feel free to kick anyone’s dick free all December 😔
“Why’d you kick my dick bro?” “It’s kick dick December bro”

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026