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dick harder than a coconut

a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

harder than a wedding dick

A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick!

dick harden 

When your dick hardens
this means it gets very hard
hi my dick harden is hurting my pubic hair

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026