Dick Fisto 

The everlasting force of one penis, thrusting the inner walls of the any god given orifice of your body. Usually one who interacts with many partners over short periods of time. They are tall and very attractive. They are very creative and funny, but not loyal to those who do them wrong. They're definition of "wrong" can sometimes be up for debate.

"Dick Fisto came over last night, if you know what I mean."
"Here we go again, Dick Fisto at his finest."

Dick Fisto by Dick Fisto July 18, 2020

Dick Fist 

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0

Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."

Dick Fist by TMDJ January 7, 2011

two fist dick 

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

two fist dick by twofistdick September 3, 2012

Baby Fist Dick 

Baby fist dick is a deformity of the male genitals in which the otherwise "bell" shaped head of the man's penis is smooshed in a bit and resembles a baby's fist. If you suffer from such a deformity, my the God's have mercy on your soul.

*Watching porn* "Euuggh, look at the baby fist dick on this guy! I can't even watch what happens next."

Baby Fist Dick by The Devil You Know April 29, 2013

Double fist dick punch

Using both fists to simultaneously punch someone or your self in the dick.

I told my friend I would double fist dick punch him if he ate my leftovers

Double fist dick punch by Somc33 December 15, 2022

dickpistol 

Eargasm's pistol of justice! "Works only once after a quick rub"

To be used with great caution, could cause blindness of the eyes, also if shot too close, may cause skin burns.

Eargasm: Stop making stupid assumptons, I will shoot you with my dickpistol.

Idiot: ]:

dickpistol by eargasm August 9, 2009

DickFister 

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

DickFister by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009